Perfectly Functional After 7,500 lbs of Truck

So last night I was using my 4-cell and absentmindedly left it on the bumper of my truck. Early this morning, I felt the thump of running something over. I was too mesmerized by Supermoon or something like that to give it a second thought. At lunch time I felt the same thump-thump as a pulled back up the driveway. Apparently the black of the flashlight camouflages perfectly with the color of my newly sealed driveway? I went to investigate and there it was, a little scuffed but perfectly functional. I drive a 7500 lb truck, btw, not a Fiat 500 or some such.

You guys make a great product.